ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

am i in love or am i horny

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense